Brokeback barracks

A story aired on NPR last Thursday, Veterans Day, about how a Pentagon survey indicates that the impact of rescinding the "Don't ask, don't tell" policy on homosexuals in the military would be minimal. They referred to a report in the Washington Post about the study that appeared the same day.

The various admirals and generals in the Joint Chiefs of Staff are compliant with the change, except for one: James Amos, the Commandant of the Marine Corps. He believes having "gays" serve in the Marines would be harmful. The New York Times quotes him thusly:

In comments to reporters in California this weekend, General Amos said that ending the ban in the middle of two wars would involve “risk” for Marines, who, unlike other service members who generally have private quarters, share rooms to promote unity. “There is nothing more intimate than young men and young women — and when you talk of infantry, we’re talking our young men — laying out, sleeping alongside of one another and sharing death, fear and loss of brothers,” said General Amos, 63. “I don’t know what the effect of that will be on cohesion. I mean, that’s what we’re looking at. It’s unit cohesion, it’s combat effectiveness.”

There may be another concern in the Marine Corps. I posted a comment about that possible concern to the NPR story, which was removed by their censors for violating their discussion standards. But, as Bob Marley so wisely put it, when one door is closed, another door will open. I can post it here:

I think I can shed a little light on why the Marine Corps commandant is uniquely opposed to homosexuals serving in the military. In the fall of 1968 I began my Army AIT at Fort Monmouth, New Jersey, where I studied the manly art of projector repair. Among my ten or twelve classmates were two Marines, one a corporal, and the other a staff sergeant.

The sergeant was a "lifer," a pretty dumb guy, and we didn't have much to do with him. The corporal was a one-termer, finishing his four year commitment. He didn't have much to do with the staff sergeant either, and hung out with the rest of the class during breaks.

One day the corporal told us a story about his time in Vietnam, when a member of his platoon was discovered to be homosexual. He was forced to perform a well-known act on his knees for the entire platoon, which lined up for the fun. I asked him if he took part in the festivities, and he said yes, and something like, "Why not? It was a chance to get my d*#k s&%@&d."

The rest of us were pretty shocked and disgusted by this, and glad that we weren't Marines.

There have always been "gay" soldiers. Here's an example, from my basic training yearbook.

This is a completely ignored aspect to the "issue" of "gays" in the military. War is a crime against humanity. Men behave in depraved, horrific ways during war. Their lives are being threatened and taken on a regular and intense manner. The presence of homosexuals in their units would be the least among their concerns.

The real danger is to the homosexuals themselves. If found out, they could end up like the Marine in Vietnam, or worse. The idea of a Marine Corps commandant worrying about the comfort of his troops is pretty ludicrous. He's worried about his Marines turning into homosexuals.

Military training, especially in the Marines, is pretty close to being a big homosexual dance. In my Army basic training our drill sergeants would repeatedly yell things like "I want to see every swingin' dick outside of that barracks in two minutes," and calling people "dickhead," "dick," and "pussy." Why, I wondered, would a drill sergeant want to see every swingin' dick? What if they weren't swingin'? Would the drill sergeants still want to see them? I didn't bother to ask.

When our training company lined up for meals outside the "mess hall," we were standing at a variation of parade rest, and our belt buckles had to be touching the man in front of us. In other words, your stomach would be pressed against the rear end of the man in front of you. It was totally weird.

In the Marines, it is more extreme, and the esprit de corps and proximity to other troops is more intense. They also have the reputation of being "cannon fodder," of taking the worst and most dangerous combat challenges, and dying at higher rates than the other services.

Adding homosexuals to that mix might turn them all into "gays." Or at least that is what is feared, I suspect. What we read and hear from the news media about any issue tends to be on a superficial level, confining the discussion to concerns that disguise what is really at issue. Politicians and pundits complain that soldiers in "foxholes" would feel uncomfortable if they knew the other person in the foxhole was "gay."

Soldiers don't fight in "foxholes" anymore. In "Vietnam" the fighting was done on patrols, "search and destroy" missions, and defending "firebases" against attack. And, of course, no fighting at all, but bombing civilian targets in "North Vietnam." In "Iraq" and "Afghanistan" the fighting is done largely while on patrols. The "predator drones," of course, involve no fighting. "Gays" can locate remote targets as well as "straights."

I heard about one little incident, from one of the two Marines I came in cotact with in my entire three years in the Army. It is likely that there were far more incidents like this in the time our military was in "Vietnam," to say nothing about other wars, and in peacetime as well.

I have a simple solution to that problem: abolish the Marine Corps. If they can't be trusted to accept all legal citizens, then they are by definition un-American. They are a redundant force anyway, performing a task that is done by the Army, and at a far lower level of personal degradation and cult identity.

Our economy is collapsing. We don't have the luxury of going around the planet invading countries willy-nilly. We can't afford our bloated Defense budget. We don't need even half the amount of men and women in uniform we have now. Rather than reduce the number of service members by attrition or piecemeal, eliminating the Marines would accomplish the task in one quick gesture. They can live on in history.
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Update, December 3, 2010: This didn't fit into the story, but another thing the Marines at Fort Monmouth told me about were the "submariner" bars in San Diego - taverns frequented by Navy submarine crews, whom they said were all "queer." They described the bars as being for "gays" only, and that even Marines didn't dare enter them.

In a curious coincidence of sorts, a few months later when I graduated from projector repair school I was sent to "Germany." Along with other soldiers on the flight to "Germany" was a submarine crew. They didn't do anything that appeared to be "gay" behavior, but the togetherness they exhibited was remarkable. They were very close-knit, and I remember them being cheerful, and often referred to the "XO" - the executive officer - in a friendly and admiring manner, something of an equal.

I actually was a bit envious of their esprit de corps, but remembered what the Marines told me. Could it be that the nuclear submarines that protect our shores and spend six months at a time under the Polar ice caps are manned by homosexuals? What would Fred Phelps think of this? Or John McCain, Navy veteran and anti-"gay" activist?

I thought I invented the term "Brokeback Barracks," but it has been used before, most amusingly here.

The day after I submitted this post the Washington Times published an op-ed titled Obama's Brokeback barracks. I responed thusy, under a new alias, New User 3C467:

It's a bit curious that the day after I submitted a post to my blog, While we still have time, with the title "Brokeback Barracks," that the same title would appear at the Washington Times. Maybe it's one of those meaningful coincidences Carl Gustav Jung wrote about. Could there be a synchronicity of ideas here? Maybe if we examined our military training a little closer, we might see that the barracks of the various services are a tad more "brokeback" than we'd care to admit.

More curious pictures of military deserter George W. Bush can be seen here.

Here's a brief video update on the proposed extension of the Bush tax cuts for the rich.

This Michael Franti song doesn't say it all, but it says enough.